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September 27, 2004

Joke of the week

How many actuaries does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: a) How many did it take last year?
b) None, after credibility weighting, we have indications that the bulb is still lit.
c) None, the insurance department is not allowing any modifications to the bulb at this time.
d) Have any of our competitors changed bulbs yet?
e) None, they prefer to leave us in the dark.

Posted by Tom Troceen